Your Mom
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Your mom is stupid.
Your mom is also a whore. She gets around.
She is also incredibly clumsy. She has been known to drop things for no apparent reason. This includes you, multiple times, which explains why your face is so fucked up and why you are mentally and socially retarded.
Why is your mom so stupid?
Much of her stupidity stems from her parents. Not so much that they were Batshit, which they were, but more from the fact that they were related. First cousins, to be exact. Your mom was what many call a "purebred". And as many purebreds go, she had a multitude of problems. Being stupid was one of them. Another was that she could not grow adult teeth. This would come in handy later in life, when she would become a whore.
Is your dad stupid, too?
Your real dad is not as stupid as he looks. In fact, he was smart enough to skip town when your mom got knocked up. Your biological father is actually a very smart man who was a little hard up. And drunk. Very drunk. Probably on drugs, too. And hey, let's face it; your mom is a whore. A stupid whore with no teeth. So he did what he had to do, took what he could and got the hell out of there. Lord knows how much less stupid you would have been if your real dad had stuck around. But he didn't. Now you're as thick as they come as a result.
On a scale of 1 to HURRRRRRRRRRRR, just how stupid is your mom?
Your Mom is so stupid she failed a blood test!
Your Mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Your Mom is so stupid that when she went to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends!
Your Mom is so stupid when it said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!
Your Mom is so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
Your Mom is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!!
Your Mom is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!!!
Your Mom is so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!!!1
Your Mom is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!!!!11oneone
Your Mom is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Your Mom is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Your Mom is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Your Mom is so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"
Your Mom is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Your Mom is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Your Mom is so stupid she stole free bread!
Your Mom is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Your Mom is so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check!
Your Mom is so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train!
Your Mom is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif!
Your Mom is so stupid that when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Your Mom is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Your Mom is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Your Mom is so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre!
Your Mom is so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home!
Your Mom is so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she tried taking the 22 twice instead!
Your Mom is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Your Mom is so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Your Mom is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Your Mom is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house!
Your Mom is so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Your Mom is so stupid that when she heard about the "star wars" program, she tried to sign up for Jedi training!
Your Mom is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a phone company!
Your Mom is so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!
Your Mom is so stupid she got hit be a parked car!
Your mom is so stupid she can't even read and understand simple instructions!
Your Mom is so stupid she wrote these jokes.
Yesterday we were out walking and your mom tripped. I didn't laugh but the ground was CRACKING UP!!!
