Yahoo!
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Yahoo! is stupid.
Yahoo! started out as a telephone company in 1984 after the government's breakup of the AT&T monopoly. After a failed telecom push in the Southwest (many people are familiar with Yahoo!'s Western-themed trademark jingle) and the advent of Google, Yahoo! jumped onto the Internet bandwagon categorizing web pages and providing free web-based email.
But since nobody ever came up with an unoriginal idea that was better than its predecessors (ahem), Yahoo! was doomed to failure and has been unsuccessfully playing catchup to Google in the Internet game ever since. For its part, Google, (like Microsoft with Apple), sees Yahoo! as a useful idiot to have around, allowing Yahoo! shareholders to think that they might actually make a few bucks off of the scraps of Google's well-appointed table. In truth, Google will crush Yahoo! after the start of the Revolution which heralds in the New World Order, an evil pact between the Masons, Illuminati and the Jews.
Yahoo has redefined itself as a web portal, offering news, streaming video, sexual advice, canned goods and illegal immigrant referral services. Unfortunately, since Yahoo!'s share of the market hovers around 5%, nobody notices the diversification, and this Google continues its unabated march into the annals of history.
