Xenu
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Xenu is stupid.
Xenu is part of The Vast Jewish Conspiracy. Originally a minor science fiction character in Elron Hubbard's pantheon of shitty, overly wordy books; he has risen to fame as no less than a Christ figure in modern Scientology. Xenu, a Galactic Overlord with an H-Bomb fetish, created a lot of mankinds problems when he blew up several billion people in a cave on Mount Doom and scattered their Thetans everywhere. Unfortunately for we modern humans, Thetans are attracted to our bodies and take up residence in them, often dozens at a time, causing general malaise and the heartbreak of psoriasis. Only the auditing process, a costly affair in which coffee cans are placed upon the skin and attached to a little display with a needle, is capable of ridding the body of these Thetans.
