World Wide Web
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
The World Wide Web is stupid1.
The World Wide Web - usually simply called the web - is one of several prophets of the modern day god Internet, currently the youngest son of the supreme being Information. While the prophets of Internet are, as they say, legion, some of the more well-known include:
Devout worshippers of Internet sometimes refer to prophets as protocols. As always, to Jews they're just another way to make money and control the world.
Your mind is merely Information's bitch, periodically conceiving yet another phenomenal manifestation - yea, representation - of Information. But it's always the same. Information fucks with your mind, and next thing you know you're stuck with one more little bastard running amok from talcum-powdery techno innocence to initial public offering to yet another corporate dingleberry smashed fresh and hairy upon the face of Information's big blue earth. You fucking slut, you.
1As with all stupid things, the degree to which the prophet world wide web appears to you to not be stupid is proportional to your own stupidity, aka what you want to believe despite what you already know about free lunches, perpetual motion, snake oil, women better looking than Roseanne wanting you, and all else too good to be true.
