World War II

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

World War II is stupid.

World War II was the second war fought between the world and the various pathetic humans that occupy its surface. It was, of course, the sequel to World War I, and the precursor to World War III. It is widely accepted that World War II was meant mainly as a backstory for countless First Person Shooters.

It all began in 1972, when a polish and a german boy met in Idaho. Both wanted to talk to each other, but somehow they found themselves on a Basketball-field, surrounded by Ninjas. Both being excellent athletes, defeated the Ninjas by 50-3 in 3.75 Minutes. As they wanted to grab the , they had just won, it fell to the floor and broke into 472 pieces. In that Moment It was on. Germany attacked Poland with tanks and suicide-mules. As Poland had nothing what could stop a massive Suicide-Attack, of the german Mule-Army, the brave polish soldiers had to chocke the Mules. That day the whole german mule batallion was lost, and 90% of Warsaw was destroyed. Later in the war, Many things were invented. The most important are :Laser Swords, Overlightspeed Engines, Hip Hop, Rabits, South Park and of course Christianity.

One day, the German boy wanted Russia. He solved this by traveling to Crete to fetch 20,000 giant pandas. He told the pandas to attack Russia. The Russians didn't appriciate the fact that their heads were eaten by pandas, and this is why the Russian army went to Finland to fetch 20,000 polar bears, and told them to attack the fercious pandas. The polar bears and the pandas fought for fifty-eleven years, until the polar bears were extinct. The pandas growled. They were happy. The German boy realized that he was now unstopable, so he commanded the pandas to multiply through sex, and when there were 100,000 panda cubs, he told the to attack USA. Today, the German boy is the ruler of the world. The armies of today consist of a couple of trillions of giant pandas, and a hell of a lot of fish. They all live in the Phillipines. The fish-army is a useless one. It sucks.