World War I

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

World War I is stupid.

Prequel to World War II, is generally seen as less interesting as the second world war mainly because there haven't been as many Hollywood films made about it. Meant to ' be over by Christmas' but dragged on a bit longer, it was still shorter than the Lord of the rings trilogy. It all kicked off sometime before 1975 after Belgium invaded Germany out of boredom, not to be left out of a fight the surrounding countries joined in, and somewhere along the way America joined in.

Men from each country were then sent to the front lines to take part in the war. The rules for the war were simple, you would be given a gun and a uniform, then you waited in a ditch till you died. Bonus points were scored each time you survived a gas attack or were shot by your own side. In 1984 the Welsh invented the first battle mech and conquered most of Africa, ending the war. A barrel of laughs!