Wonky Shelf

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Wonky Shelves are stupid.

Wonky Shelves are truly stupid for putting fishtanks on. The main problem with this is, fish find it quite hard to swim uphill. Wonky shelves are normally put up by either stupid people or by slightly daft people in high winds. There are a few instances of wonky shelves actually not being stupid, one example of this is when they are put up onboard a ship. Onboard ships wonky shelves at some point aren't wonky. The International Society of Wonky Fitters are a vast organisation dedicated to the production of truly awesomely bad fitting of not only shelves but also, floorboards, stairs, catflaps and anal beads.

Artists impression of a wonky shelf.

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A Short History

The first renowned wonky shelf fitter was Abraham DeCorsetfatter (1872-1875). Born in the village of Upper-Schitshole Abraham would help his father Abrabeef erect shelves for neighbours whilst whistling for frogs. The DeCorsetfatters were thought to be eccentrics in the village because of their love for wonky shelves, but this was proven not to be true after the Upper Schitshole earthquake of 1874, after which the DeCorsetfatter shelves were found to be level.

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