Windows

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Windows Vista

Windows is stupid.

Windows is the brainchild of Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer. It was created to be a graphical user interface that would run over DOS, Microsoft's Unix-like operating system for personal computers. In this respect it bears a striking resemblance to Mac OSX (pronounced oh-ess-ex), except that unlike OSX it tends to crash every twelve minutes as opposed to every half hour.

THIS IS THE DEVIL. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE IS A MANIAC WHOSE ONLY CONCERN IS STEALING MONEY FROM THE PURSES OF OLD LADIES AND BABIES. DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN.

Some Minor Editorializing

MICRO$$$$$$OFT WINDOW$$$$$$ IS ONLY OUT TO STEAL YOUR MONEY. THIS IS THEIR ONLY PURPOSE. NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT WE LIVE IN A MOSTLY CAPITALISTIC WORLD AND MICROSOFT IS A COMPANY WHO IS OUT TO GET PROFITS, YOU WILL ALWAYS TYPE OUT THE AFOREMENTIONED COMPANY WITH DOLLAR SIGNS INSTEAD OF THE LETTER "S" TO SIGNIFY HOW THEY ARE RIPPING OFF THE WORLD. ALSO, DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO PIRATE AND/OR STEAL MICRO$$$$$$$$$$$$444444444444$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$OFT WINDOW$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4 TO SHOW BILL GATE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WHO IS BO$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

HELLO INTERNET ARE YOU LISTENING

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS WHY AREN'T YOU OUT TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHAT A BIG RIPOFF MICROSOFT WINDOWS IS AND WHY YOU'VE ALREADY INSTALLED LINUX OR BOUGHT AN APPLE?!

Oh, thats right, you douchebag, you still use Windows. Stop fucking bitching then.

Fun Facts

Windows was originally called Doors, but was later changed due to an angry undead Jim Morrison visiting Bill Gates and anally raping him with a bottle of Wild Turkey.