Wicca
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Wicca is stupid.
Wicca is a religious/spiritual movement mostly joined by angry, jaded junior high students. Apparently remaining in said religion causes vast amounts of weight gain as evidenced by those who still belong to it after age 16. Almost entirely synonymous with the goth movement, wicca is vastly unorganized. Ask any two wiccans to describe their "religion" and the descriptions will have little to nothing in common. The bulk of wiccans simply adopt the title but few, if any, of the religious practices. They haphazardly throw the title around in hopes that normal people will recognize them as social outcasts.
Typically, wiccans who remain focused enough in junior and high school to attend an institution of higher learning will study one of the arts in college (i.e. studio art, theater, graphic design). This is best explained by wiccans' inability to contribute to society in a meaningful way. Generally, wiccans aren't skilled at anything more than drawing pictures.
The religion is so greatly unorganized that there is no "main" premise. There seems to be some sort of ecological freindly rhetoric, but it is not actually practiced in their actual life, giving rise to the observation; "Wiccans, all want to clean up the Earth, none want to clean up the living room" Jews & Christians have their messiah, Muslims have their holy prophet, Buddists have their Zen, and Wiccans have little more than a grudge against their parents and peers.
All wiccans belong to a greater religious classification, paganism. Yet, not all pagans belong to the wiccan religion.
