Whitey
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Whitey is stupid.
Whitey is a term that collectively refers to all white people, who because of their exploitation of all other, non-white people, are stupid. White people while away their days stealing black culture and generally jackbooting their way through life with complete disregard for taste. White people are all racist fags who are only in the position of the man because they inherited the riches generated by their forefathers, who in turn, generated those riches through the sweat of the black man.
Whitey cannot use the n-word in reference to a person of color, but he may refer to his other white friends as the n-word as long as he replaces "ers" with "az" or some other variant that shows respect.
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There are two types of whiteys. The first is the anorexic type. Due to their stupidity and obvious ugliness, these creatures result to throwing up and/or taking supplements such as STACKER2. Unfortunately, their peanut sized brains cannot comprehend the fact that these products do not work. Although, they do stimulate our economy, so we should thank all the skinny white kids around the world.
The second type is the obese one. Since whitey can not cook, they resort to fast food restaurants in order to satisfy their cravings for sugar and saturated fats. Over 63% of whiteys are obese. Because of this figure, all whiteys experience heart disease, stroke, type 2 diabetes, various cancers, fatty liver disease, chronic venous insufficiency, gallbladder disease, breathing problems, arthritis and more. In short, whiteys are the most unhealthy - fat slob's that the world has ever seen.
Where Can I Find A Whitey?
While it's a common misconception to label Whitey as being only of the Southern States of America, Whitey actually lives in nearly every major country on the face of the planet. He is a very diverse group geographically so much so it's far easier to say where whitey can not be found. Whitey is not found anywhere on the India SubContinent, this is because it was found to be much easier for whitey to send his tech calls there than to actually step foot here. Which is made all the better since the entire place has entirely too many people as it stands.
However as a basic rule of thumb he will always be within a 25 mile radius of any Wal-Mart. Which means he can even be found in China!
Sports
Because whites are naturally untalented, they try to fit in to the rest of the crowd in athletic sports. Since whitey's are the most uncoordinated individuals on the face of the planet, they fail in most *physical contact* athletic sports such as basketball, football. That is why the whites resort to Golf and Nascar in order to make themselves feel better. Or to simply owning the teams, also be sure to check out whitey in his ultra clean clothes on the Polo fields.
While Whitey himself is not athletically talented he doesn't let that stop him from enjoying sports in general. He doesn't play, but he is quite adept at watching the black man play. This is the case with all major professional sports aside from professional wrestling - where whitey excels. He may not be able to play a sport, you see, but he can certainly pretend to. Whitey makes for a wonderful team manger or more importantly a team owner. This is a proud tradition dating back to the Southern states' days of slavery and carries over to the modern era as Whitey owners pit their dark complexioned teams against each other.
Automobiles
Hicks are common throughout North America. You can easily spot a 'hick' when you see a whitey driving a pick up truck with a 'HEEEEEEMI' in it. If you notice closely on the bed of the truck, there is a shotgun rack on a shotgun rack. If the whitey is not driving a pick-up truck, in most cases, they drive a 'fast' domestic car. These automobiles may include Camaros, 'vettes', Mustangs etc, however with all three it's important to note that said car must be older than ten years. They may be fast, but behind the scenes, it is to compensate for their inability to have sex for more than 5 seconds. Which means the more 'tricked out' their car is, the worse their skills are at in the intercourse department.
So the next time a white guy pulls up in a Mustang GT, just feel sorry for that guy because of his lack of proficiency in sex.
- A typical whitey saying "Ma DAWGE wit a VEEE 8 HEEEEMI haz lik 800 FOOOOT POWNDS of TORQ MAHN!"
