Weenese
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Weenese is stupid.
Weenese is a written dialect of American English. The writer displays a total disregard for English grammar, due to extreme laziness or a lack of proper education. Sentences, more often than not, start with the word "Called." Example: "Called I no how to speek there Weenese."
Selections from the Book of Weenese compiled by TheLogan
called is what i need I dont like there recurring fees
called I think i will just look out side and star at the ran
called 6 year old with the internet untheatered
Called I never some one eat breakfast out of my ass before!
coming inside if so its not new
called it looked were as there was two fans
called and they dont even bothered to tell you
How many times are your planing to misspell the word SOLARIS!
Usually, speaking Weenese is a cry for help; a thinly vieled attempt to troll the unwitting subject into a discussion about cellular phone service.
Weenese was started by one "Wee" Robby Snyder, famed creator of the WeeOS. WeeOS's outstanding feature is that is contains code stubs with which to port Slackintosh to Sheepshaver's cereal-out-of-the-ass interface.

