Volcanoes

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Volcanoes are stupid.

Volcanoes are part of the Vast Jewish Conspiracy. They are yet another thing that Jews have created in order to achieve dominance over world affairs, often erupting and killing many people who are not Jews, who tend to live suspiciously far away from active volcanoes. They were created when the first Jews fired their first laser in order to create Weather. See article "Weather" for more information.