Virgin

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Virgins are stupid.

A virgin is a person who has not experienced sexual intercourse. See also: myspace.

Only virgins can see unicorns.

They are many kinds of virgins, for example:

1. The I-fuck-a-lot virgin: a guy or girl who tells you he/she is a sex machine but in fact has a small dick or an unwilling pussy which has the fucked up consequence that nobody screws them.

2. The pseudo-christian virgin: is a person who did not have sex yet but pretends that this is his/her own decision. Usually this is not the case, so give them booze, throw away the silver ring and have fun.

3.The I-don't-talk-about-that virgin: is someone who doesn't want to say whether he is a virgin or not. Be sure: he is.

Value in the World

Virgins are often sought after by plenty of sick fucks like your mom (who, by the way, is most definitely not virgin as you are living proof that fact unless you are Jesus).