Vegan

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Vegans are stupid.

Vegans are easy to confuse with vegetarians because both tend to be allergic to soaps and shampoos. Vegans will only buy food products with the words "natural" or "free range" or "organic" on the label because they prefer to spend inordinate amounts of money on sub-standard, flavorless products. Vegans are a paradox because while they will not consume products that came from an animal (including the teat), most have at one time drank from their mother's teat, they will consume food that looks like it came from an animal, and many will still wear leather goods. Generally vegans will be either Wiccans or Democrats (or both).