User talk:Tony the Liger
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My name is Tony The Fucking Liger. You might think that I got my name from Tony the Tiger. THAT FAGGOT CAN KISS MY ASS, HE IS SO GAY THAT MICHAEL JACKSON SUES HIM FOR MOLESTATION.
I have signed a binding endorsement that stipulates that I mention Arbyz at each grace, ARBYZ IS THE SHITS! THEY MAKE THE ONLY ROAST BEEF SANDWICH THAT CAN MAKE BABY JESUS HAPPY. I CAN'T WAIT TO GO AND EAT AT ARBYZ BITCHES! I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE RELEASE OF THE ARBYZ BACON-CHEESE BEEFBURGER.
My awesomeness cannot be measured on a coolometer. Anyone who points one at me makes Baby Jesus sad because the explosion distracts him from his Baby Einstein videos. God then kills kittens, which gives stupid people something to look at while they beat off.
