User talk:Snozmail
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People who create accounts here generally leave and never come back, so your behavior is baffling to us. Still, we are glad you're on board. For your convenience, here is a link with hints that will endear you to us instead of making us want to kill you and your entire family. Not clicking this link makes the baby Jesus cry. |
Your cry for help needs to be urgently answered, as your start to life at EOS has not really been a very positive one, all things considered. "Children" was poorly-written, nonsensical rubbish and "English" just wasn't worth the time of day. You need to read the Style Manual thouroughly a number of times, as well as other articles that have been praised (i.e. GoldStarred ones). When you come back, if there are any problems that you really cannot find an answer to, then contact either me or Supervisor 194 with your question and we'll answer it for you. We'd like you to be a good contributor for this wiki, but you need to put in a lot of work. If any of this confuses you or doesn't make sense, then say so. To summarise: read the style manual at least 3 times over the next 5 days, read other articles as visual aids to how things are done and for the sake of humanity do not come back and write the same sort of shit as before. Any problems, get in touch. - DoubleR 17:51, 27 Nov 2006 (PST)
