User talk:Skippy
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Hello... Heroin is a good start (as my dealer always tells me), it needed a small amount of editing but you'll pick these things up over time. Ok, so... you're banned. LOL!!!!11oneone Seriously, compared to most you've learned quite a bit already, just linking and categorising (plus picture captions if I'm being picky) and you're away. Jolly good, pip pip and all that. Ciao for now. DoubleR 17:33, 28 Oct 2006 (PDT)
- Thanks for your second article, but Television wasn't quite on the mark. Encyclopedia articles shouldn't be from a first-person narrative to such an extent; it should be mainly a third person description of why it's stupid. Also you didn't make any attempt to link, categorise or caption this one to any extent. Look at other articles (especially GoldStarred ones]] and click edit to see how various techniques are done: obviously just don't save anything. Your style seems to be that of stand-up (at least looking at television it seems that way), so you need to adapt that to our style and you'll be fine. Heed the advice, keep writing and we look forward to your future contributions! DoubleR 18:01, 30 Oct 2006 (PST)
- Seconding this. An excellent critique! - Supervisor 194 18:58, 30 Oct 2006 (PST)
