User talk:Sharkinfestedwaters
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Use the week off I'm going to give you (out of the goodness of my own heart) to read the style manual half a dozen times and understand that cuss words alone do not make articles funny. We're looking for cleverer forms of humour than just an all-out rant about something you don't like. This isn't your own personal vomitarium, you know. Please to be style manual reading and funny learning kthnx. DoubleR 03:43, 30 Jan 2007 (PST)
