User talk:Hatter
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It'd be cool if you used the preview button, instead of making a dozen tiny edit-save combos. Cheers-Thedreadedkettle 16:09, 14 Sep 2006 (PDT)
Much better work lately. However, "Teenage Party" was already linked to alcohol. -- Supervisor 194 17:10, 13 Sep 2006 (PDT)
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OK DUDER, LISTEN UP
- We welcome wagoned you yesterday but you obviously didn't much pay attention. See the style link in the table below. Click it. Read it. I had to clean up every single one of your articles, all of which were poorly-linked stubs. Thank goodness you can spell and write coherent sentences. Anyway, stubs are fine, but we prefer nicely thought out, longer articles - with funny content, pictures and captions. I think you have potential, but I'm going to go ahead and let you take 48 hours off. Use the time to read the style manual thoroughly and look at all the cleaning up of your entries I had to do. - Supervisor 194 17:45, 7 Sep 2006 (PDT)
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People who create accounts here generally leave and never come back, so your behavior is baffling to us. Still, we are glad you're on board. For your convenience, here is a link with hints that will endear you to us instead of making us want to kill you and your entire family. Not clicking this link makes the baby Jesus cry. |
