User talk:EternalLife
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| | Hello! Welcome to Food Network®'s Encyclopedia Of Stupid! While we're not completely sure if you suck or not, it appears you are making edits. We know this because every single edit, no matter how minor, is reflected on the Recent changes page, which is heavily patrolled by a gang of trained monkeys.
People who create accounts here generally leave and never come back, so your behavior is baffling to us. Still, we are glad you're on board. For your convenience, here is a link with hints that will endear you to us instead of making us want to kill you and your entire family. Not clicking this link makes the baby Jesus cry. |

