User talk:Eldrad Lost His Password
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Being of pure and innocent mind, I'm afraid I had to replace the image for Circlejerk with a crap yet slightly less disturbing picture. Unfortunately it just about violated the 'work safe imagery only' part of the Style Manual. I hate to be a politically correct douchebag, but the sight of such a thing would have undoubtedly corrupted many a mind. Not necessarily a bad thing, but not right for here. I'll stop being a bastard conservative fuckhead now. We do still love you though. DoubleR 15:52, 17 Nov 2006 (PST)
 | CRAZY PACMAN Article Awarded to this user for J. Danforth Quayle entry. Awarded by Supervisor 194 |
Just wanted to say welcome back. :D You made me snort water out my nose no less than three times today. - Supervisor 194 18:46, 16 Nov 2006 (PST)
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People who create accounts here generally leave and never come back, so your behavior is baffling to us. Still, we are glad you're on board. For your convenience, here is a link with hints that will endear you to us instead of making us want to kill you and your entire family. Not clicking this link makes the baby Jesus cry. |
Totally redundant I know as you were here long before I was, but it's nice to welcome back somebody who's actually capable of writing humourously within coherent sentences. We really need people who can comprehend comedy and good grammar, rather than just morons who post 'LOL DICKS!!1'. So yes, in short, good to see you back. DoubleR 05:26, 15 Nov 2006 (PST)
I am having this framed.
