User talk:BuckyValentine
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Eep. I didn't realise that including the deletion tag would make your talk page 'not funny', I must admit that I was completely oblivious to that fact. As some sort of recompense I have jizzed up jazzed up your userpage with an all-new 'Faggoty Little Vanity Box'! By all means feel free to remove the box and/or the deletion tag if you want, I'm just not going to touch anything (or anyone) else now in case I cause even greater offence somewhere down the line. Delete what you will, and I apologise for unwittingly calling your talk page unfunny. That's the EOS equivalent of a particularly strong your mom joke, so I realise the great severity of the situation. Therefore I give you one final sorry + DONGS!!! 
- DoubleR 17:20, 4 Dec 2006 (PST)
- All is forgiven. Many thanks for the box. (...And the semen?...) --BuckyValentine 18:37, 4 Dec 2006 (PST)
L.U.K.E.
Good spot with that one, nonsensical rubbish doesn't serve any purpose here. If you happen to find another article you think sucks that hasn't been tagged to any extent, then you can add the deletion tag, seen here:
| This article was not nominated for deletion because we don't do that stupid voting shit here. But it looks like someone thinks this article sucks, so a mod might want to just spontaneously make it disappear. |
After you insert the tag a mod will take a look and make a decision based on the content of the article. We spot and deal with most of the crap here but now and then one slips through, so if you should notice anything again please do tag it. Thanks for your help. DoubleR 12:49, 30 Nov 2006 (PST)
| Hello! Welcome to Food Network®'s Encyclopedia Of Stupid! While we're not completely sure if you suck or not, it appears you are making edits. We know this because every single edit, no matter how minor, is reflected on the Recent changes page, which is heavily patrolled by a gang of trained monkeys.
People who create accounts here generally leave and never come back, so your behavior is baffling to us. Still, we are glad you're on board. For your convenience, here is a link with hints that will endear you to us instead of making us want to kill you and your entire family. Not clicking this link makes the baby Jesus cry. |
Hey, nice start with theater major. Also, good idea to apply the redirect, I only deleted it because I don't think the article merits one right now. If people link to it as theater majors and it appears like so in articles, then it would be worth redirecting. But in your situation it was a wise move, so kudos. I dread to think what some people would have done in that situation; probably a vast number of deletes, page moves and redirects until life lost all meaning. So yes, anyway, liking what you've done so far. - DoubleR 01:34, 16 Nov 2006 (PST)
- Thank you much! Glad to be on board, and glad to see that all you guys aren't total assholes, as all the "welcome" literature seems to imply. --BuckyValentine 12:41, 16 Nov 2006 (PST)
- Hah, does it really seem that way? Maybe I should spend some time rewriting it. In the early days, we were just tacking on whatever when we would notice annoying trends. I will attempt to make it somewhat friendlier, as in actual fact, I don't think any of the regulars around here are assholes at all! By the way, I second DoubleR in re: your theater major article. Very funny! - Supervisor 194 17:51, 16 Nov 2006 (PST)
- I thank you, sir! --BuckyValentine 22:49, 16 Nov 2006 (PST)
- Hah, does it really seem that way? Maybe I should spend some time rewriting it. In the early days, we were just tacking on whatever when we would notice annoying trends. I will attempt to make it somewhat friendlier, as in actual fact, I don't think any of the regulars around here are assholes at all! By the way, I second DoubleR in re: your theater major article. Very funny! - Supervisor 194 17:51, 16 Nov 2006 (PST)
