User:Katelyn289

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HURR DURRR STAR WARS WASN'T MADE BEFORE 1975 YOU FAGGOTS I DON'T SEEM TO GET IT
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Hey everybody, user Katelyn289 wants you all to know something! We know this, because she vandalized the Bible entry. Since it is obviously important to her, I am reproducing her edits here, where it is appropriate, on her user page:

The Bible is the holy word of God; it is inspired by God, and everything in it, from beginning to end, is God's Word to His people. The Bible explains the history of God's people and tells them how to live their lives. It also tells the story of Jesus' life on earth and of the amazing things that God did for His people. For example, Jesus lived a perfect life and died on a cross to purge the sins of his people. He resurrected after three days, thereby sealing the covenant of grace and forgiveness He had with his people. The Bible is the most amazing book in the entire world, and it should be dealt with that way. It is a TRUE book; nothing in it is false or erroneous. To read the Bible, go here.

She vandalized Jesus, too:

Jesus is the son of God the Eternal Father. He is the light of the world and the salvation of men. Jesus will come back to judge the living and the dead on the last day, and those who mock Him will have to answer to Him [Editor's Note: I reckon that this means EOS users, headed for hell because we dare to call out dangerous fairy tales]. Jesus died to cleanse his people of their sin, making them clean and pure in the sight of God. Jesus' followers are called Christians. To learn more about Jesus, go to the Gospels of the Bible

Thanks a lot, Katelyn! You keep soldiering on in your inerrant beliefs there, sweetie. Meanwhile the five billion people on the planet who aren't Christians will continue to insist that you are wrong, but you know better, so you keep on keepin' on!

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