Urban Legend

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Urban Legends are stupid.

Except for the one about women with tatoos on the smalls of their backs being free-fucking, cum loving sluts.

That one is true.

But the fuckwits that actually believe urban legands, such as the one about the guy waking up in the bathtub filled with ice to find he is missing a kidney, or other organs, should be shot in the head. Urban legends can easly be discredited by other sites. In fact, if you can't look up an urban legend and discover that it is false, then you don't need to be on the internet (invented by J. Danforth Quayle) anyway. Leave surfing the 'net to professionals or retards that can tie their shoe-laces!

In fact, urban legends were invented sometime before 1975 in the dark ages when dinosaurs roamed the earth and cigarettes were invented by Adolf Hitler. The most famous "Urban Legend" was featured in the film "Candyman," released in 1992, where if you stand in front of a mirror and call his name five times, the creapy pedophile guy shows up. If a pedophile calling himself "Candyman" shows up at your doorstep, throw the inner cores of toilet paper at it and the "Candyman" will go away.

Some urban legends are true, such as the one about Mr. Hands and also the alcohol poisoning of small children due to hand sanitizers. Just to show you that retards also live in Okmulgee, Oklahoma. Another state of the United States of America that should be burned to the ground or given to the Mexicans.

In fact, this article is stupid and probably shows the stupidity of nerds. But the nerds will provail and urban legends will run rampant. Just as the Nazis invaded with Insane Clown Posse to take over Poland and try to turn the entire population into Juggalos.