Unix

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Unix

Unix is stupid.

Unix is a huge ripoff of Linux. It is an operating system like Windows (except that Windows is made by Microsoft which internet whores refer to as Micro$$$oft to prove that they read slashdot). Unix uses a command line interface like DOS and organizes files hierarchically. Some graphical user interfaces have been built for Unix, like Gnome and Litestep, but since you can't do anything with them except run Windows emulators, they are only used by fags and nerds, who always have a Windows machine standing by on which they can play the latest first person shooters. Unix programs are required to follow naming conventions that are funny (like GNU, which is a type of Unix but stands for "GNU's Not Unix" HA HA GET IT). Unfortunately Unix isn't funny at all. Accomplishing anything on Unix is like going to the dentist. In the end you're fine, but you know you're going to have to endure a lot of pain to get there.

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Run For Your Life

Below is an example of the types of things you have to understand to use Unix.

# ~/.bashrc: executed by bash(1) for non-login shells.
# see /usr/share/doc/bash/examples/startup-files (in the package bash-doc)
# for examples

umask 002

# If running interactively, then:
if [ "$PS1" ]; then

    # don't put duplicate lines in the history. See bash(1) for more options
    # export HISTCONTROL=ignoredups

    # enable color support of ls and also add handy aliases
    eval `dircolors -b`
    alias ls='ls --color=auto'
    #alias dir='ls --color=auto --format=vertical'
    #alias vdir='ls --color=auto --format=long'

    # some more ls aliases
    #alias ll='ls -l'
    #alias la='ls -A'
    #alias l='ls -CF'

    # set a fancy prompt
    PS1='\u@\h:\w\$ '

    # If this is an xterm set the title to user@host:dir
    #case $TERM in
    #xterm*)
    #    PROMPT_COMMAND='echo -ne "\033]0;${USER}@${HOSTNAME}: ${PWD}\007"'
    #    ;;
    #*)
    #    ;;
    #esac

    # enable programmable completion features (you don't need to enable
    # this, if it's already enabled in /etc/bash.bashrc).
    #if [ -f /etc/bash_completion ]; then
    #  . /etc/bash_completion
    #fi

fi