University Clothing

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

University Clothing is stupid.

Wearing sweatshirts, T-shirts, pants, or lack thereof with college emblems is stupid. The more innovative they try to get, the more stupid they are. Most of the time, college students wear their University clothing to the University they attend.

Oh, you go to my University/College?

Good thing you're wearing your fucking shirt while you are attending said University/college. Never mind the fact that you're of a college-going age, you're on campus during school time, and you're probably carrying a backpack/notebook, and YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING CAMPUS I ATTEND, I'm glad you wore that shirt. To remind me what campus you're from. Come to think of it, I think we go to the same campus! Wearing University clothing on your University is fucking stupid.

Different Colleges

Wearing clothes from different college campuses is even more stupid. Are you too good for this campus? You're either too stupid to realize what campus you're on, or you're too poor to buy another piece of clothing. This is also stupid. Being poor is incredibly stupid.