Universe

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

The Universe is stupid.

Our universe can be compared to (of all things), chavs. It was born into existence without any consideration given to the problems and trouble that it would inflict upon people's lives and is the source for every single problem and conflict to ever occur. This problem is so bad that many think that life would be a lot easier if they had been born without it. However, these people dont realise that they wouldn't exist if this was the case.

So from this we can deduct that the universe is responsible for every problem including:

• lack of space.
• lack of food.
• lack of peace.
• lack of bakewell tarts.
• and most importantly lack of intelligence in all who inhabit it.