Unicorn

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Unicorns are stupid.

They are basically just horses with horns on their faces and magical powers. These magical powers are used for good and that is why unicorns are usually white. If you see a black unicorn it's probably because he's evil and chances are he will eat all of your hay.

Unicorns can only be seen by virgins and leopards, both of which they see as predators.