Tyrell Harris

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

The young, drunk, Dr. Harris reflects on what sort of shit to start next.

Tyrell Harris is stupid.

Unbeknownst to most, Dr. Harris discovered alcohol. He was never formally recognized for his achievement, for he died only three days after the discovery when he was hit by a Volvo while trying to get his dick out a coin return slot. However, during those three days his achievements were paramount in bringing alcoholism into the mainstream.