Trent Reznor

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

He told U he was hardcore.

Trent Reznor is stupid.

Trent Reznor is the frontman for and general all around brains behind industrial music outfit Nine Inch Nails. Trent was born in Akron, Ohio where his father ran a heating equipment company that bore the family name.

Part of the Reznor line of heating equipment.

Trent showed a proclivity for music from an early age. To all appearances, Trent had a completely average childhood. He grew up in a nuclear family that shows absolutely no evidence of anything besides being complely loving, nurturing and normal. Despite this Trent grew up to write music about drugs and fistfucking, which, in 1984 hadn't even been invented yet.

Before starting his career in Nine Inch Nails, Trent was the frontman for alt-pop outfit Option 30, notable only for their horrible cover of Der Komissar featuring Reznor on vocals. After releasing The Downward Spiral, Trent immediately lost his mind and forgot how to write music. Even assistance from his brother, Bob Reznor, his manager John Malm and a homeless bum who lived in an alley behind Nothing Records Trent was unable to recover his career.

Trent now works at a fast food establishment outside San Diego.