Token Jew

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Token Jews are stupid.

When dealing with the Jew-controlled media or the diamond trade, It's frequently required that you make friends with a Jew or employ them as your accountant in order to appease God. Many notable individuals have risen to fame in this capacity. In addition, while pretending to be a token Jew, you must use Yiddish phrases such as "nosh" for eating, "mitzvah" for doing a nice thing and "putz" to describe a loser with a tiny peepee.

See also: Madonna, Joseph Lieberman, Michael Jackson, William Jefferson Clinton, Jesus, Optimus Prime