Tina Turner

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Tina Turner is Stupid.

Tina Turner is the reincarnation of Pop Legend "Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart" , also known as "Wolfie" by close pals. For many years, since the diva's debut in 1984, people have speculated her relationship to Wolfie, but it had not been until recently that is was discovered that she infact is Mozart.

Turner / Mozart: One in the same?

One needs only to listen to the songs "What's Love got to do With It" and "Le nozze di Figaro" ("Marriage of Figaro") to see that they are infact the same song, slightly altered to fit their time period. Also, just look at the two -- they're identical, save the implants.