Time
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Time is stupid.
Time is the perpetually running thing that was invented by Jesus Christ.
Time's theme song is "The Power Of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News, which was featured on the Back to the Future soundtrack.
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Who is Time?
When Time was first invented, Jesus Christ named it Jet Li. In the 70s, Li changed his name to The Artist Formerly Known As Jet Li, and starred in such movies as "Negro, Please!" and "Johnny got your Russian-made Handheld Missile Launcher." In the 80s, The Artist Formerly Known As Jet Li changed his name to Time.
In the early 1990s, Time began to grow a group of supporters, among them being Zombie Albert Einstein. As a result Time sent threats to all major governments in the world and Johnson & Johnson (A family company). Time threatened that at midnight on New Year's Eve 1999 he would release a virus across all computers that would cause millions of dollars to stream into his offshore account, with the help of a good looking woman in tight clothing. This story was later portrayed in the movie Entrapment, where Time was played by Sean Connery. Although the movie was a smash hit, it lead many people to believe that Time spoke like a douchebag, when in fact it was actually Sean Connery's gay acting.
What Time is it RIGHT NOW??
It's always Tool Time, bitches.
What words does Time rhyme with?
What words doesn't Time rhyme with?
- Orange
- Door Hinge
