Tibet
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Tibet is stupid. Tibet was created sometime before 1975 by the American influenced, tree-hugging sect of Chinese society, otherwise known as Buddhists. Much like the unemployed in America who feed off of the taxpayers for free beer and cigarettes but still complain about no government aid, the Tibetan populace constantly revolts against their kind government that builds them up so that they do not end up on the list of forgotten Third World shit-holes.
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History
The spiritual and political leader of Tibet is the Dalai Lama. Da, is an abbreviation which stands for "Do nothing Asshole." Lai, derived from Latin, means liar. Lama is a misspelling of llama, the Dalai Lama's favored animal for sexual intercourse, which proves not only his stupidity but sexual deviancy. Roughly translating this the Dalai Lama stands for "Do Nothing, Lying, Llama Fucking Asshole."
American Globalization
The Buddhists of Tibet were growing weary of their Wal-Mart sandals and gay robes, and longed for a more lavish lifestyle. After watching too many episodes of "My Super Sweet 16" and re-runs of Green Day's "American Idiot" song on MTV, the Tibetans put two an two together and realized that apparently the more you complain about frivolous things the more money you will have.
Protests
Early on, Buddhists would protest by self-immolation, a tactic similar to that of the Islamic population, but more pointless as it has no civilian casualties. Rage Against the Machine used a picture of said protest tactic as an album cover. Buddhists today learned that lighting yourself on fire to get what you want had limited results, and have moved to the more American tradition of lying and media control.
Present Day
The main purpose of the Dalai Lama is to distract the liberal population of the world from the C.I.A.'s funneling of money to the Dalai Lama to have an effective outpost against China. Daily, the Dalai Lama pays fellow Tibetans to throw grenades at innocent Chinese soldiers and then purposely stand still when the soldiers retaliate. When the soldiers try to restore order, hippy community college dropouts now working as journalists and amateur documentary filmmakers (also payed off by the Dalai Lama), flip on the camera's and report China's "Human Rights Abuse". When it is time for the Dalai Lama to be on camera, he hides his C.I.A. paid Lamborghini and three-thousand dollar suit and changes into dirty sandals and a gay robe to make the impression of being "a humble, peace-loving monk."
