Theses
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Theses are stupid.
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What Are Theses?
At universities around the world, students produce theses. Some colleges have to deal with huge mounds of theses every year. In general, a healthy student will produce large, hefty theses.
The Archiving of Theses
Strange as it sounds, many libraries contain whole rooms full of nothing but theses. For many people, nothing is more pleasurable than spending their days immersed in theses. As you might imagine, it is difficult and stressful for librarians to store and catalog theses.
The Production of Theses
Many academics are required to produce shockingly large amounts of theses. Indeed, many researchers produce nothing but theses.
Understanding Theses
Though it may be difficult, it is often imcumbent on students and academics to plow through large amounts of theses. To better facilitate this, it is recommended that students spend much of their time with theses, possibly keeping these theses on their desks or by their beds, so they can always have access to theses when they need it. In some extreme cases, a student may wish to lock himself in a room with nothing but theses, just to see what happens.
