The Doodlebops

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

The Doodlebops are stupid.

If anything ACTUALLY looked like this in real life, it would have its ass thoroughly kicked.

The Doodlebops are a popular Canadian pop band for preschool children and stoners. Their debut album "Get on the Bus...Yeah You, Who Else Would I Be Speaking To? God I Can't Believe I Hop Into Some God awful Fucking Rainbow Alien Costume To Entertain Ass-Nuggets Like You" has more than topped Children's radio stations since 2004, making their music among the most popular music ever produced. This should tell you something parents.

It's what you get for listening to the demands of the people. Now we have things like these guys roaming all over in our children' brains. So much for testicles.

Know Your Doodles

Dee Dee Doodle

Would YOU doodle Dee dee?.

The oldest doodlebop. Her most popular segment is performed with a Keytar while showing female watchers the 'proper' way to line your clam with razorblades, lest some pedophile ever decide to stick his love-finger in there to make a pearl or two. Legend has it that DeeDee Doodle was once a popular snuff porn star to the Quebecois, doodling her way through oodles of black mens dongensteins, each with the same result: Penile mutilation/death. Great role model huh?

Moe Doodle

More likely a "Ho-Moe" than anything else.

Moe Doodle wants Moe Doodle. He's a mischievous fucker, always running around, banging on drums. Everyone knows that his act is all just a subliminal message to little boys to fuck fuck fuckaroonie, which really does explain why there are so many boy-fathers on Tuesdays with Maury. Moe Doodle just further perpetuates the stereotype that all males just want to bang on everything.

Rooney Doodle

Rooney? Fuck-a-roonie!.

The nerd of the bunch. Every trio has a melvin, and Rooney fills this position to a T. His inventions are keys to every plot. Lets all give the writers a hearty round of applause for being so creative, for thinking so out-of-the-box! Being so sexually repressed as dorks generally are, all the poor fellow ever has on his mind is that how he never got to be one of those lucky black snuffee's of DeeDee's back in her heyday. Oh yeah, and he plays the guitar. Again. Thinking original. How about a character that plays, I don't know, a zither or something?

Bus Driver Bob

I see that tie-dye shirt! Fuckin' coked up hippy!

The Doodlebops coked up tour bus driver. Stoners relate to this character very well, many of them idolize him. So whatever you do, do not ever ride the bus. Chances are, your driver is a B.D Bob fan. Trivia: His initials are also his favorite pastime--Binding and Defecation. Hint Hint.

A Dangerous Thing

Not only are Doodlebops dangerous because they are Canadian--they're ALSO French and Jewish in one fell swoop. Need proof? Let us observe the typical bouncing doodlebop shall we?

Anatomy

Doodlebops are covered in fine rainbow hair. Well, French people are both gay and insanely hairy, on top of that, they also have no souls. Whats that? You thought that maybe doodlebops had souls? Think again. No "God" in their right mind would give such a frightening entity a soul. No, the french DO NOT have souls, and neither do doodlebops, you silly cad. Moving on..

Diet

Doodlebops metabolize food at an insane rate contributing to their high energy. They constantly bounce off the walls, so in order to run their bodies they need to consume vast amounts of flesh--creatively fixed and prepared to look like candy canes and other delicious, kid-friendly, non-carnivorous foods, as meat is the slowest burning fuel any body could consume. On top of that, it is not just any flesh.

Where Babies Come From

It's not a coathanger so much as it is an eggwhisk.

Ever have an abortion? Well good for you! Not only did you just ensure your own success at your career, you just contributed to the mass brainwashing of the spawn of the typical breeder, by feeding--thats right, the doodlebops. Doodlebops consume a great amount of food, mainly the flesh of aborted babies. So grab your coathangers, put a smile on your face and weedle away, you're simply making breakfast!

Hippy Jew?

Yes, hippy jew. Why do you think that the hippies are so manipulative, calculating and powerful? They're jews. But with color. Which is far more dangerous than the corporate jew, they appeal to the sense that is most observed by the human populace: vision. The Doodlebops are perhaps the most dangerous thing known to man in this respect, wriggling their way into the brains of our young before they can think and remember, and being so blatantly colorful that they eye simply cannot pull itself from the Doodlebops form. A trendy method of quashing their grip on you is to put your eyes out of your head, and afterwards if you wish to further your endeavors to rid the world of doodlebops, simply rely on your sense of smell. Anything from French Canada stinks to high heaven, and you'll be able to smell one for miles.