Ted Nugent

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Ted Nugent is stupid.

Sometime before 1975 Ted Nugent was spawned, aborted, and left in a puddle of Budweiser spilled on the floor of a strip club in Crawford, Texas. Surviving this attempted assassination, Nugent picked up a bow and guitar, and began his musical killing spree, which became known as the film musical, The Wiz.