Tampon
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Tampons are stupid.
The tampons are small sponge-sticks that women use when their cunts start to bleed, this bleeding occurs when they are growing up to become filthy whores for the rest of their lives.
The tampons where invented by men to stop women from becoming such a pain in the ass when they start having their "periods" by absorbing the liters of blood coming from the girl's crotch avoiding them to stain our persian rugs or cover the floor whith their slippery red evilness. The tampons obviously don't stop women from becoming bitches but it still helps reducing it.
But if tampons are good why do we call them stupid? Because as long as we plug our women with tampons they'll never learn not to menstruate or at least do it in a sexy non-smelly way like crying out blood or something.
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Menstruation
It comes a time in every little girls life when her body start to change, her armpits start to get sweaty, her face gets full of pimples and her cunt, well... it starts to bleed, bleed like a fountain of disgusting red water, this happens because their humanity starts to die inside out and it must to be expeled from somewhere but instead of droping it like sexy blood tears they have to spit it right from their cunts... what a nasty bitches they are.
Most of the time, menstruation starts when a girl turns 12 (when they are too old for a true pedo) and it continues for the rest of their fuckable life; after a woman's period have stoped, she becomes an old lady that should not be fucked.
In before the tampon
Before the invention of tampons, men all over the world had to put up with women turning into ten foot man-eater hary monsters shouting at everyone for no reason at all; one day a guy decided to put an end to all of this madness, he took a bunch of cotton and shove it into his young wife's vagina, the bleeding sceased and the bitch started to come around... the guy told her to get back to the kichten and so she did, the rest was red smelly history.
How to use a tampon
Simple as 1,2,3...
- sedate the girl that you're aplying the tampon.
- Take the tampon outside the box.
- Shove it in the cunt.
just remember to change it every 4 hours or something because it'll start to smell like fucking hell and it wont absorb all of the blood.
brands
some of the brands you might find in the market are:
- Tampax.
- Cuntplug.
- pussy corck.
- Spongebob cilindricpants.
- Bloodsuckah.
- Megapulg.
Other uses
These little cotton plugs can be used for other things than just stoping manstrual blood from flooding your house:
Personal use
Beside stuffing girl's vagoo, you can use it to stop the anoying nose bleeding you get when you watch Anime for too long.
Japanese men use tampons a lot because they all have nose bleeding when they see naked chicks and Hentai.
In the battlefield
If you or your friends get wounded you can always use a tampon to plug the hole and stop him from bleeding to death, since the tampons are sterile it will work perfectly.
In the house
Oh no! you spilled that orange juice in the kitchen anbd theres nothing to clean that out? you should ask your sister for a tampon, it will suck all the liquid and you'll just have to squeeze it in the sink and return it to your sister.
At school
Wanna make fun of someone? take a dirty tampon (or at least full of fake blood) and throw it at his/her face right in the hallway, it never fails! You and your friends will have a blast for the rest of your highschool lives calling him/her tamponface or anything you can think of.
what to do with used tampons?
Throw it at people on the street, put it in someone's soup, send it to poor kids in africa but whatever you do, DON'T KEEP THEM IN YOUR HOUSE! Menstrual blood is disgusting and smells horrible, you do not want your home to smell like rotten blood because it will take you months to get rid of the odor.
consider yourself warned.
