Talk:Prophet

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Yea, I have so noticed that prophets are always male and it bugs the hell outta me. Males seem to dominat everything thinking they are better than us just because they tend to be more muscular than us... It's not fair!!

• I would dispute the accuracy of your statement. I mean, it's not just the muscles - you also have to factor the bigger brain, the ability to comprehend mathematics, the superior driving skills and the power of reason into why men are better than women. I'm only joking; the cooking skills of women will never be underestimated.  Actually there are a few female prophets in the Bible, such as Sarah, Miriam and Huldah to name most of them - it's just that nobody's heard of them. According to the great bastion of truth Wikipedia, there's an apparent Jewish tradition that there have been 600,000 female prophets (the same as the number of supposed male prophets), yet we don't know where approximately 599,985 of them went. Probably too busy doing housework to prophesy I guess ROFL!!1 I don't mean it, honest - ladies, please don't e-hurt me. But do sign your posts with four tildes (~), and let's not start any drama; remember, we want to avoid drama here. Like the plague. DoubleR 16:21, 10 Apr 2007 (PDT)