Talk:God

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Don't Fag This Entry Up

If you disagree with the EOS, don't fuck it up - just start your own. This is about stupid things, human concepts of God being one of them. Allow me to clarify. The one true God, if indeed there is such a thing, is not what is at issue here. What is at issue here are the monkeys and their various concepts of God. Since they are most likely all flawed, we are not insulting God Proper, but insulting the concepts of God that have been imagined by the flawed minds of man. If you can't deal with that, the answer is not to deface EOS, the answer is to get off the fucking Internet and go back to your group of friends who can make you feel good about your particular concept of God, which was most likely thought up at least a couple thousand years ago by someone far more stupid than you. Calling God stupid or not, you're still going to die, whether it be at the hands of piranhas, a bus or natural causes. It might be painful, it might not. Words have nothing to do with it. God is a big boy, He can handle Himself.

Theism is Stupid.

BUT Theist are not catholics, protestants, jews or anything you like... It's completely apart from the "system". So we should do it with less stupidity and more details ;) --Kubrick 13:22, 2 Dec 2005 (PST)

• I agree. Go for it. Agentseven 09:26, 4 Dec 2005 (PST)

JC lovers edit

In RE: the edit removing the reference to the largest army in the world being controlled by JC lovers... Christianity is no less stupid than any other religion, but your entry was stupid, because the United States Army has never been called to action in the name of Jesus Christ. The last time an army was called out in such a manner was the Crusades, so a mention of that in this article might be relevant and/or funny - and not make you look like a douchebag.--Agentseven 08:53, 4 Dec 2005 (PST)