Surprise Sex

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Surprise Sex is stupid.

Surprise sex is a physical display of affection toward another person in a manner unexpected by the other party. The element of surprise is often maintained by the use of substances such as alcohol or roofies to enhance the experience and make the risk of injury far less likely.

Similar to other victimless crimes such as speeding and grand theft, the victim of this act is typically better off for having been a participant.

Other forms surprise sex are more common in South East Asia, where boys pose as girls. They are doing such a good job at it, that you won't notice 'it' until you are in bed with them. For most men (or women for that matter, see lesbian) that is a huge surprise while having sex.

See rape.