Stingray
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Stingrays are stupid.
Stingrays are one of the ocean's most vicious predators. These dangerous sea creatures are responsible for hundreds of attacks on humans worldwide each year. Found in coastal waters in many varieties, stingrays (which are close relatives to sharks) can usually be found swimming lazily in the shallows or killing people with their sharp, barbed tails. These whiplike appendages contain a neurotoxin that causes paralysis and a slow, painful death - unless they manage to stab you directly in the fucking heart, in which case you die almost immediately. "Crocodile Hunter" and Australian naturalist Steve Irwin found this out the hard way. Steve, who made a living handling poisonous snakes and dangling his children in front of the powerful jaws of crocodiles, got his shit ruined by one of these horrifying sea beasts as it plunged its veiny spike deep into his heart, impaling him on a poisonous sword of watery death.
It's a shame too, because everybody really kind of liked him. 
FUCK STINGRAYS! Bastards.
