Stephen Hawking and Ray Kurzweil's Indestructible and Terrible Exoskeleton

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Stephen Hawking and Ray Kurzweil's Indestructable and Terrible Exoskeleton is stupid.

Colloquially known as "the exoskeleton," it will be designed to allow Mr. Hawking the freedom of movement that his body robbed from him in a shower accident twenty years ago. The nuclear powered design will also accommodate the download of the human mind in the event of impending death, thus fulfilling Mr. Kurzweil's techno-prophecy of future immortality. Since the masses will not have access to it (only the truly rich will be able to afford it), the exoskeleton is built to withstand almost any assault. Poor People (LOL) will stand no chance as the giant beast lumbers through their trailer parks, crushing all in its merciless path.