Stephen Hawking
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Stephen Hawking is stupid.
Stephen Hawking was born sometime before 1975 where he was quickly blessed with a severe crippling disorder in which his muscles become unable to move and left him helpless. However Stephen Hawking with his massive frontal lobe began to use his psychic powers to create a superchair that enables him to again talk, move, and play poker.
Stephen did not stop there. He continued to gain power until he became the smartest man in existence. With an IQ of nearly 201, Stephen spends his time flying around on his homemade hovercraft that uses NUCLEAR FUSION to propel itself. Stephen also enjoys plugging his amazing brain into the Internet to spy on the populace. This enables him to gain knowledge of the world and become even more dangerous.
