Speeding

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Speeding is stupid.

Speeding is the act of going above and beyond the speed limit. It guzzles gas, and makes you look cool to the ladies. The correct way to speed is to find someone else that wants to speed, then follow behind them at an approximate distance of 130 feet. This is done so that when the primary speeder passes a cop, and the cop turns on his lights and siren, he recieves a ticket, and you get to pat yourself on the back for using a decoy.