Soviet Union
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
The Soviet Union was stupid.
The Soviet Union was formed in 1922 when Santa moved to Russia and enslaved the populace to produce toys for stupid little children. Unfortunatly santa left out his note book out one night at a page labelled The Communist Manifesto and was discovered by a man called Lenin who carved the little balls mounted in the end of ball point pens.
Lenin was rather taken with the idea of "all power to the workers" and formed a trade union. The trade union then went on to do wonderful things like make everyone equal, drive santa out of Russia, kill the Tzar, invent gulags, participate in WW2, take over Russia, destroy the world with a load of nukes and then accidentally dissolve itself when a warehouse filled with washing machine tablets was caught in the explosion of a nearby powerplant explosion.
World War Two And The Cold War
One day when some stupid German boy who had an obession with gas ovens and Charlie Chaplin declared war against the world in general because he was depressed the trade unions who had formed the Soviet Union went on stirke. The German boy didn't like people striking out at him and decided to invade, during which time the trade unions continueed striking. Although the Charlie Chaplin impersinator met no resistance his army stopped short of Moscow when an on-strike worker refused to open the toll booth barrier; defeated, his army returned to Germany with nothing but an interesting rock.
After the war the trade unions refused to sell ice cream to America which really pissed them off and so they attempted to scare the Russians by bombing Japan and demonstrating superior animation skills by making a movie about a man landing on the moon. The Russians then launched Santa's sleigh into space which had been captured during the Revolution and used it as a place to send all their unwanted mail.
Destroying The World And Then Saving It
On a sunny winters morning Stalin happened upon what could be considered to be the first remotely intelligent answer to removing the problem of stupidity on planet earth, destroying the planet earth. Unfortunatly, the British who were to stupid to realise the benefits of such an act converted a phone booth into a time machine and reversed time in an epic battle in the space time continuem against God.
No one remembers this event due to the nature of space/time and so the writer is either delusional, stupid or quite possibly both.
The Dissolution Of The Soviet Union
Stupidly the Trade Unions poured all their investments in washing up tablets and nuclear powerplants and when a nuclear powerplant called Chenoybyll exploded it set off a devastating chain effect of out of control washing up tablets which resulted in the dissolution of the entire country.
