Sonata Arctica

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

OMG Tony you looked so hawt with your hair long and zomfg Henrik I don't care how well you play the goddamn keyboard you just don't look METAL enough!!!1!1!one!

Sonata Arctica is stupid.

Sonata Arctica is a progressive metal band that is even more popular in America than Richard Nixon. The band boasts amazing music, but everyone knows Americans are racist and could never accept a group from Finland.

Enter any Borders store anywhere in the USA, Canada, or Yugoslavia, and you will never find more than one Sonata Arctica CD for sale at one time.

Talk about bad marketing. Thanks a lot, Tony Kakko.

Music

All the works of Sonata Arctica that anyone has ever cared about:

This song is above Godliness

Forest of Unicorns is a real song.

• "Don't Say a Word"
• "Replica"
• "To Create a Warlike Feel"
• "Forest of Unicorns"
• "The Cage"
• "The Misery"
• "Tallulah"