Software

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Does software give you the blues?

Software is stupid.

Software is one of several *ware's whose name composition suggest 'ware' is just another word for cock, otherwise why all this talk of 'soft', 'firm', and 'hard'? Further internet investigation reveals both software and firmware can be "up" and "down" loaded as well as "packed" and "zipped". All three can have "bugs", and when they don't work as you hoped you're said to be "fucked".

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