Slippery Dick

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Slippery dicks are stupid.

Slippery Dick is the common name of the tropical wrasse (a fish, you illiterate fuck) Halichoeres bivittatus. The "slippery" portion of the name comes from the fact that these fish produce a thin slime coat that protects them from bacteria, parasites, cosmic rays, and satan. The "dick" part comes from their constant use of cell phones in movie theaters. Slippery Dicks are most frequently seen on Caribbean reefs, in public aquaria, and in the mouths and butts of homosexuals.

Slippery Dick is also the name of a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible band that sucks and is horrible.