Slayer

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suck This "article" truly sucks. Would someone with a grasp of style please rewrite it so that it does not continue festering here, shitting up our encyclopedia?

Slayer is stupid.

It rates a 33 on the scale of stupid. It goes up to 33. Just like their IQ level. Fuckin slayer. Wow. LEts try for a real motto that actually uses words. Fuck slayer. In their satanic asses. The only fans they have are racist, satanic hicks that don\'t know anything about music. Dug-a-dug-a-dug-a rrraaaaaaiiii!!!! Sorry. I like real talent. "God sucks, lets kill christians! Lets worship satan and carve SLAYER on our wrists because we slay stuff. Like the roadkill mamma used to used to make squirrel soup. " Its like those guys in overalls who have like 3 teeth and used to own slaves. *JoeKnoll* Cough, what?!

About the music. Kerry king should have his balls cut off and stapled to his forehead. He sucks so bad at guitar John Chzech (wtf?!)could beat him. My dog taking a 3 foot shit sounds better to listen to than slayer. The bassist sounds like he ate babies and tried to make a career of being an asshole.

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